My wife's family's dog

"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura) 05/12/2016 at 22:46 • Filed to: None

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Killed a squirrel today. Something now completely unheard of for a dog. Except he’s like a little fruify dog. He’s not purse sized, but could definitely fit in the bottom of a tote. I’m pretty impressed. They of course see him as a serial killer now...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/12/2016 at 22:56

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I am not a fan of squirrels. That there is a good dog.

sn4cktimes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2016 at 23:02

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Squirrel > Dog

*running away with hands on ears* screaming “lalalalala....”

interstate366, now In The Industry > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/12/2016 at 23:09

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The face of a deer killer, sort of:

Apparently a deer got into my backyard one day a few years back when I was at work, and Coal here chased it into my next door neighbor’s yard, where it got caught in the fence and bled out.

Funktheduck > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/12/2016 at 23:16

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My jack Russell mix kills things from time to time and the rolls on the corpse in celebration. She gets covered in blood and guts. It upsets my gf

E92M3 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/12/2016 at 23:18

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My dog caught a rabbit ONCE. I was able to get him to let it go, and I don’t know if it survived. Was bleeding, but scurried off. I think he felt so ashamed he’s never caught another rabbit, squirrel, etc since. It’s as if he’s running just fast enough to almost get it, but controls his speed just enough to not be able to.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/12/2016 at 23:42

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Holy shizz.

Rock Bottom > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/12/2016 at 23:55

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Dogs kill shit. It’s what they were designed to do! People that get mad about a dog chasing and killing small furry things... well that just doesn’t make sense to me. He’s a dog, purging the world of a useless animal. Squirrels really are useless. They’re just tire food. I’d high-five that dog, if he had hands. Bad squirrel. Good dog. Belly rubs and cheese slices for everyone.

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/13/2016 at 01:38

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Behold: “Mousebane” Pickle. We’ve had him less than a year and he’s found, caught, and killed no less than four mice, plus killed some more that we chucked his way. 9lbs soaking wet, the little terror.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter 05/13/2016 at 03:42

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Bischon? If so, same breed as SquirrelMurder 5000.

ceanderson920 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/13/2016 at 10:36

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One of my springer Spaniels killed a cat, she cornered it and broke its neck. I watched her through the window and didn’t do anything to help the cat. The same dog kills roughly 3 rabbits each year, she also killed a mole. While she is killing all these animals the other dog just watches and lets butterfly's land on her nose.

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 05/13/2016 at 10:41

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We’re not entirely sure. He’s a pound pooch. We think he’s a poochon, which would explain the temperament (much more like the bichons I’ve known) and his desire to kill anything his size or smaller. His fur is poodle fur mixed with something coarser, and he’s not dumb as a fucking brick, so we’re pretty sure he’s part poodle